Pillow fort invasion

I made a sweet fort
made out of pillows and stuff!
Then a boy got in

:(

Chocolate. Fish. Religion.

Eating chocolate
Will conjure a talking fish
who will yell "MOSES!"

Coffee, summer and dragons.

One cup of coffee
Left in the heat of summer
Will hatch a dragon.

Archery (More Bloody)

The bow and arrow
Belonging to Amy's hand
Stabs you in the face.

Schrödinger's cat

Poor Shrodinger's cat
Maybe he's alive. Or dead.
Depends on your smarts.

Lips

Taste my lips, Honey.
Soft and sweet, like a poison.
Intoxicating.

Biceps, steak and nudity.

Flexing those biceps!
Eat some steak! Build Some muscles!
CRUSH ENEMIES NUDE!

Hamburgers and kittens.

We all know kittens
are tasty! Like hamburger!
PUT ONE IN A BUN!

Panda

I knew a girl once
She had a steamy affair
with a hot panda

Alf

Alf. I know that guy!
I think he's an alien!
Face like a noodle.

:/

Italian food, a long lost friend, and a new experience.

We had lasagne
She was my childhood sweetheart
she taught me patience

Archery

The bow and arrow
Belonging to cupid's hand
Makes fools fall in love