I made a sweet fort
made out of pillows and stuff!
Then a boy got in
:(
Monday, July 18, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Biceps, steak and nudity.
Flexing those biceps!
Eat some steak! Build Some muscles!
CRUSH ENEMIES NUDE!
Eat some steak! Build Some muscles!
CRUSH ENEMIES NUDE!
Italian food, a long lost friend, and a new experience.
We had lasagne
She was my childhood sweetheart
she taught me patience
She was my childhood sweetheart
she taught me patience
Monday, May 30, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Microwave/Macaroni/Fish
Sometimes, people like to challenge my Haiku skills.
Because I am the greatest, I usually exceed expectations.
First line "Microwave"
Second line "Macaroni"
Third line "Fish"
GO.
Peters microwave.
Making some macaroni
then the fish stole it.
Because I am the greatest, I usually exceed expectations.
First line "Microwave"
Second line "Macaroni"
Third line "Fish"
GO.
Peters microwave.
Making some macaroni
then the fish stole it.
Captive
This is haiku about a show I stage managed;
In the dark of night.
Under bridge. Basement. Caged.
I'll hold you captive.
I'm not creepy.
The show was >)
In the dark of night.
Under bridge. Basement. Caged.
I'll hold you captive.
I'm not creepy.
The show was >)
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Businessmens
This Haiku is about Businessmens;
Silly businessmans
Being fast and pushing me
they just want sushi
>:(
Silly businessmans
Being fast and pushing me
they just want sushi
>:(
Kidney
This Haiku is about Kidney;
In my left kidney
I seem to have a magnet
It attracts strange men
:(
In my left kidney
I seem to have a magnet
It attracts strange men
:(
Monday, February 7, 2011
Sushi
This Haiku is about sushi
Oh yum, look!, SUSHI!
I like the CHICKEN ONES BEST.
Yeah. I know. I'm lame.
Oh yum, look!, SUSHI!
I like the CHICKEN ONES BEST.
Yeah. I know. I'm lame.
Coffee
This Haiku is about Coffee;
Oh love of my life
YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALL BUZZY
that's why I drink you.
Oh love of my life
YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALL BUZZY
that's why I drink you.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Pokemon
This Haiku is about Pokemon;
This craze. Pokemon.
Creatures coming out of balls.
It's kinda phallic.
This craze. Pokemon.
Creatures coming out of balls.
It's kinda phallic.
Michelle
This Haiku is about my housemate, Michelle;
Michelle can cook stuff!
Oh! Like this sexy herb bread!
I ate the whole thing.
Michelle can cook stuff!
Oh! Like this sexy herb bread!
I ate the whole thing.
Boobies
This Haiku is about Boobies;
Boobies are so great!
like soft pillows of happy!
I wish mine were big
:(
Boobies are so great!
like soft pillows of happy!
I wish mine were big
:(
Moustache
This Haiku is about having a Moustache;
Growing a moustache
Is a very manly thing
twist with evil plans
Growing a moustache
Is a very manly thing
twist with evil plans
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
This Haiki is about Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis;
(suggested by a schoolfriend, Aaron)
Aaron's word is long
is it even a real word?
I might google it.
(suggested by a schoolfriend, Aaron)
Aaron's word is long
is it even a real word?
I might google it.
Riblit Rolls from Uni
This Haiku is about university food;
Riblit roll on sale
from Griffith food servery
will give you heartburn
Riblit roll on sale
from Griffith food servery
will give you heartburn
My theatre Uni Lecturer
This Haiku is about one of my lecturer's in my Theatre degree;
Lil, she swears a lot
She's all red hair and passion
"Romeo. A cunt!"
Lil, she swears a lot
She's all red hair and passion
"Romeo. A cunt!"
Nicotine Patches
Here is a haiku about Nicotine patches;
Patches make you dream
dogs with keyboard letter teeth
THE SMILE IS SO SCARY
Patches make you dream
dogs with keyboard letter teeth
THE SMILE IS SO SCARY
Tuna
This is a haiku about tuna;
This is delicious!
chasing Ryan around the house
I HAVE TUNA BREATH!
This is delicious!
chasing Ryan around the house
I HAVE TUNA BREATH!
Tissues
This haiku is about Tissues;
(suggested by my housemate, Ryan)
Ohh look! so floaty!
I don't like to think about
what they put in you
:(
(suggested by my housemate, Ryan)
Ohh look! so floaty!
I don't like to think about
what they put in you
:(
SkiFree
This is a haiku about Skifree;
I think you should know
Beating that crafty yeti?
just hold down "F" key
I think you should know
Beating that crafty yeti?
just hold down "F" key
Blog Goldfish
Here is a haiku about Blog Goldfish;
Can you see the fish?
Chillin on this here webpage?
FEED THEM OR THEY DIE.
Can you see the fish?
Chillin on this here webpage?
FEED THEM OR THEY DIE.
Frogs and Socks
Here is a haiku about frogs and socks;
It's all going off!
LIKE SOME KIND OF FROG SOCK PARTY
what does this all MEAN?
It's all going off!
LIKE SOME KIND OF FROG SOCK PARTY
what does this all MEAN?
Sun
Here is a haiku about the sun;
Oh Sun, you're so hot
I FEEL LIKE EGGS IN A PAN
turn yourself down, fool.
Oh Sun, you're so hot
I FEEL LIKE EGGS IN A PAN
turn yourself down, fool.
Macgyver
Here is a haiku about Macgyver:
Oh you, Macgyver.
Building a rocket to space
out of empty cups
Oh you, Macgyver.
Building a rocket to space
out of empty cups
Halo
Here is a Haiku about Halo;
Sometimes I Halo
The girl spartans have big butts
OH SHIT STICKY 'NAID!
Sometimes I Halo
The girl spartans have big butts
OH SHIT STICKY 'NAID!
Dried Apricots
Here is a haiku about dried apricots;
You're so disgusting!
I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY MOUTH
wrinkly piece of fruit
>:(
You're so disgusting!
I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY MOUTH
wrinkly piece of fruit
>:(
Spiders
Here is a haiku about spiders.
Oh, Hello spider!
why are you not wearing pants?
calling the police
Spaghetti
Here is a haiku about spaghetti;
SO SLIMEY AND STUFF
WHY DO YOU LIVE IN A CAN?
PREACHING ABOUT GOD!
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