Businessmens

This Haiku is about Businessmens;

Silly businessmans
Being fast and pushing me
they just want sushi

>:(

Kidney

This Haiku is about Kidney;

In my left kidney
I seem to have a magnet
It attracts strange men


:(

Potato

This Haiku is about a Potato;

Oh hallo, Tato
Get off the couch, lazy bum!
GO GET A REAL JOB.

Sushi

This Haiku is about sushi

Oh yum, look!, SUSHI!
I like the CHICKEN ONES BEST.
Yeah. I know. I'm lame.

Coffee

This Haiku is about Coffee;

Oh love of my life
YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALL BUZZY
that's why I drink you.

Possums

This Haiku is about Possums;

I went for a run
A possum did wee on me
It made me quite sad

Pokemon

This Haiku is about Pokemon;

This craze. Pokemon.
Creatures coming out of balls.
It's kinda phallic.

Michelle

This Haiku is about my housemate, Michelle;

Michelle can cook stuff!
Oh! Like this sexy herb bread!
I ate the whole thing.

Boobies

This Haiku is about Boobies;

Boobies are so great!
like soft pillows of happy!
I wish mine were big

:(

Moustache

This Haiku is about having a Moustache;

Growing a moustache
Is a very manly thing
twist with evil plans

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

This Haiki is about Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis;
(suggested by a schoolfriend, Aaron)

Aaron's word is long
is it even a real word?
I might google it.

Riblit Rolls from Uni

This Haiku is about university food;

Riblit roll on sale
from Griffith food servery
will give you heartburn

My theatre Uni Lecturer

This Haiku is about one of my lecturer's in my Theatre degree;

Lil, she swears a lot
She's all red hair and passion
"Romeo. A cunt!"

Nicotine Patches

Here is a haiku about Nicotine patches;

Patches make you dream
dogs with keyboard letter teeth
THE SMILE IS SO SCARY

Tuna

This is a haiku about tuna;

This is delicious!
chasing Ryan around the house
I HAVE TUNA BREATH!

Tissues

This haiku is about Tissues;
(suggested by my housemate, Ryan)

Ohh look! so floaty!
I don't like to think about
what they put in you

:(

SkiFree

This is a haiku about Skifree;

I think you should know
Beating that crafty yeti?
just hold down "F" key

Blog Goldfish

Here is a haiku about Blog Goldfish;

Can you see the fish?
Chillin on this here webpage?
FEED THEM OR THEY DIE.

Frogs and Socks

Here is a haiku about frogs and socks;

It's all going off!
LIKE SOME KIND OF FROG SOCK PARTY
what does this all MEAN?

Sun

Here is a haiku about the sun;

Oh Sun, you're so hot
I FEEL LIKE EGGS IN A PAN
turn yourself down, fool.

Macgyver

 Here is a haiku about Macgyver:

Oh you, Macgyver.
Building a rocket to space
out of empty cups

Halo

Here is a Haiku about Halo;

Sometimes I Halo
The girl spartans have big butts
OH SHIT STICKY 'NAID!

Dried Apricots

Here is a haiku about dried apricots;

You're so disgusting!
I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY MOUTH
wrinkly piece of fruit

>:(

Spiders

Here is a haiku about spiders.

Oh, Hello spider!
why are you not wearing pants?
calling the police

Spaghetti

Here is a haiku about spaghetti;

SO SLIMEY AND STUFF
WHY DO YOU LIVE IN A CAN?
PREACHING ABOUT GOD!